The Deal

The Deal
Collection Gold Coast Tomes

The Deal is a Book in Elder Scrolls Online. Contained within Eidetic Memory, these books are part of the subcollection Gold Coast Tomes


Where to find The Deal

      • On a cart near the road leading to the abandoned farm east of Anvil



The Deal Content

Read these carefully and do not deviate in any way. If you fail to follow these steps as listed, I cannot guarantee your safety or return. Remember, you came to me, and you insisted. Before you leave on the night you plan to set out, write your plea upon any scroll made from lamb hide and only lamb hide. If you value your sanity, keep your plea short and make sure there is no room for clever reinterpretation. He draws great pleasure from using your written words against you. Note: To write your plea, you must use the piece of charcoal I lent you. It was retrieved from a fire which was used by a one-legged lizardman to cook an albino deer. Good Luck finding another one. With your plea written and the scroll and sacrifice in hand, approach the ring of stones on the third night of any month under the sign of the Lord, the Ritual, or the Tower. Any word spoken aloud will ensure your plea will not be heard, so come alone and stay silent. Wait for any point where the clouds cover the moon and look for the pertinent creststone, which will vary based on the sign. You will know the creststone by the way it glows without the moonlight. Place the sacrifice we discussed before the stone, atop the scroll on which you've written your plea. The next part is important and tricky, so rehearse ahead of time. Once the sacrifice is placed atop the scroll before the stone, you must draw the sigil on the stone (remember, only pig's blood is an acceptable medium) and finish drawing it before the moon shines again. Draw the sigil, stand, and wait. If your plea will be heard, he'll come looking for you soon enough. If he doesn't come galloping out of a rock, before the moonlight returns, your attempt was a failure and you must wait until the next third day to try again, with a new sacrifice. Also, since I know you're already thinking it, do not reuse your sacrifice! He will know, and there are few things that make him crankier. You do not want him to be cranky. Finally, on the night you go to petition him, do not wear anything purple. He finds the color alternately offensive and beguiling, depending on the day, and there's no telling how he might react to it. Trust me when I say neither reaction is one you're going to enjoy. That's it. If worst comes to worst and you end up as a couch cushion or rolling around in a giant wheel of cheese for the next five hundred years, don't say I didn't warn you. I hope I never see you again.


Gold Coast Tomes
A Call to the Worthy  ♦  A Gold Coast Children's Bestiary  ♦  A Nixad Made Me Do It  ♦  Anvil Lighthouse Report  ♦  Anvil Taxes  ♦  Arena Fight Card  ♦  Arena Note  ♦  Baandari Peddler Note  ♦  Bitter Travels Among the Nixad  ♦  Cathedral Hierarchy  ♦  Chewed Note  ♦  Confessions of a Vampire Devotee  ♦  Contractor's Note  ♦  Count's Correspondence  ♦  Dibella's Mysteries and Revelations  ♦  Dragonstar Caravan Company Note  ♦  Epitaph for Ianus Faleria  ♦  Epitaph for Lucina Faleria  ♦  Epitaph for Maxivian Faleria  ♦  Epitaph for Neransi Faleria  ♦  Exposing a Terrible Evil  ♦  Eyewitness to the Wall  ♦  Fantos Epilion's Journal  ♦  Field Guide to River Trolls  ♦  Free Market of the People  ♦  Garlas Agea Construction Log  ♦  Glories of the Pirate Queen  ♦  Gold Coast Goblin Tribes  ♦  Gold Coast Guide, Part One  ♦  Gold Coast Guide, Part Two  ♦  Gold Coast Notables  ♦  Gold Coast Trading Company Note  ♦  Great Cathedral Closed!  ♦  Guide to Taming Dire Wolves  ♦  Imperial University Note  ♦  Intriguing Ayleid Ruin  ♦  Investigator Vale: Shadow Fellows  ♦  Join the Order!  ♦  Kindly Contrivers Notes  ♦  Knightsgrave: Legend or Legacy  ♦  Kvatch Arena Reopens!  ♦  Kwama Miner's Note  ♦  Letter from Kireth  ♦  Letter from the Governor  ♦  Letter to Sybilline Elve  ♦  Letter to the Grand Chanter  ♦  Letter to the Withered Rose  ♦  Litany of Blood  ♦  Litany of Blood Fulfilled  ♦  Lord Jarol's Deep Thoughts  ♦  Naryu's Fortune  ♦  Naughty Nereid Players  ♦  Needful Things  ♦  On Minotaurs  ♦  Order of The Hour  ♦  Pirate Queen of the Gold Coast  ♦  Regarding Your Contract  ♦  Reman's Fortune  ♦  Resolutes of Stendarr Note  ♦  Rise of the Red Sails  ♦  Sanguine's Revelers Note  ♦  Secret Note  ♦  Shadowbanish Vintners Note  ♦  Silver Dawn Contract  ♦  Soggy Note  ♦  Solus Vertilus's Journal  ♦  Song of the Prowler  ♦  Special Instructions  ♦  Suspicious Message  ♦  Sweetroll Recipients  ♦  The Black Dragon  ♦  The Black Dragon's Journal  ♦  The Black Dragon's Journal, Part 2  ♦  The Black Hand  ♦  The Blade of Woe  ♦  The Butcher of Bravil  ♦  The Glint in the Night  ♦  The Grand Sermonizer's Journal  ♦  The Lie We Tell Ourselves  ♦  The Lost Fort Faleria  ♦  The Minotaur Song  ♦  The Mysterious Mermaid of Anvil  ♦  The Primate: Before the Light  ♦  The Primate: Finding Faith  ♦  The Primate: Rise to Glory


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